Americas Most Wanted: Vending Machine edition

Now call me crazy, but am I the onliest person that thinks the vending machines of America are corrupt ? I think they all have a predetermined amount, set by the owner, to take from us. .example: I snapped this pic yesterday right after the vending machine stole my dollar. .&& forget about calling the number on the side of the machine. .FOR A DOLLAR !? No. So what do normal people do after they've stood at the vending machine for approximately 3-5 minutes, making a selection they are comfy with {which by the way is harder than it seems}, only to have the machine of the month take it from you ? Well if you're like me, first off, you're pissed, hungry, and pressing the "money back" button repeatedly like a mad-man. .So we do the only thing a pissed off person does {actually it's 1 of 2 things}: you shake the life outta it, which usually doesn't work, or you reach in your pocket, very slowly and hesitant, and YOU WHIP OUT ANOTHER DOLLAR !

&& if anyone sees this THIEF. .
please call 1(800) im pissed !

p.s. and bring me a snicker !

With Love
Riyya Ai'sha